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BLENDErs???

Last night it was a dark and foggy night. I was getiing ready to go home from my Auntie George's i was getting in her car. I missed the door way and hit my knee on the car. It is now swollen and as big as a grapefruit. Now i can't even take my daily shower. You see, i'm about 346 lbs and have descending rolls that touch the floor. I am very proud of them and like to fiddle with them in a dark room all by myself. Anyway..... my mom has been complaing about her mahogony blender that she got at the dolllar store. It works like a piece of crap. In fact it is so bad she put my grandma Jorge's arm in the blender because my grams is highly religious. Unfortunatly the results were a couple of scratches. My mom cant stop venting her anger out on me. O please helpp me i dont know what to do.

Public Comments

1. quit smoking crack
2. (shrug)
3. YOU ARE WEIRD... END OF STORY
4. write a book.
5. So you have 2 dead grampas, a dead cousin and an aunt with an arm in the blender. You stated in another question that your mom died in the bathroom with a dent in her face so I'm assuming this is your other mother who is venting her anger. I would recommend that you go see a psychiatrist. Good luck.
6. are you asking about your knee? put ice on it. Are you asking how to take a shower? Start taking baths instead. Are you asking how to stop your mom from being mad at you cause of the blender? by her a new blinder. Are you asking about your grandma? put band-aids and rubbing achole on her scratches I'm not quite shore what your problem is because you mentioned a lot of different stuff in that story but I hope I answered what you where wanting to know about and I don't know what you should do about your mom being mad at you just maybe ask for forgiveness